You may remember that last year, a low-budget film version of Ayn Rand's execrable screed "Atlas Shrugged" appeared in the theaters for about thirty seconds, and then dropped dead.
You may also be aware that, because they are idiots, the vanity producers decided that Part 1's early and embarrassing demise was in fact the sound of American audience calling for more - bigger budget! more screens!
This weekend, once again Rand met screen, and the inevitable happened: "Atlas Shrugged: Part II" immediately hit the skids, burst into flames, and is even now spiraling down the charts.
Come join me for a Schadenfraudefest after the two orange ampersands mating below, or - as the Randites would describe it - the straight orange line.